#GetOutside
Are you allowed to use a hashtag in a title? I’m going to do it, whether or not it is acceptable. I like to live on the wild side sometimes. The weather is slowly becoming more temperate, leaves are bravely appearing and some of the […]
Tag: humor
Hello! My Name is Aluminum Foil!
Let us begin here: I came across an article the other day outlining the evils of using aluminum foil in the kitchen around…*gasp*…your food. Your children’s food. Your dog’s food. Now I know you’re wondering what in the world Inigo Montoya and aluminum foil have […]
A Half Marathon Is Not 3.1 Miles!
I love to hate running. Yet here I am running around ten miles a week and gearing up for a half marathon race in just a few weeks. I mentioned a while ago that I would tell the hilarious story of how I got suckered […]
5 Reasons I Will Never Set Foot in Walmart Again
1. Kids. Need I say more? 2. Budget. The grocery app automatically keeps a running tally for me as I happily add toothpicks, blocks of cheese and copious amounts of ground beef to my basket. This makes it infinitely easier to remove things from my […]
Tornadoes
For a girl from the Northwest, tornadoes are an unknown and terrifying beast. Sure, I’ve had my share of storms; ice storms, snowstorms, rainstorms, pine-needle storms. We Pacific North-westerners emerge from our log homes, delightedly palming our chainsaws, clad in flannel and Sorel snow boots, […]